{"id":1997,"date":"2010-05-05T06:02:48","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T10:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/?p=1997"},"modified":"2010-05-05T12:25:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T16:25:30","slug":"let-me-tell-ye-terrorist-tv-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/let-me-tell-ye-terrorist-tv-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Let Me Tell Ye: Terrorist TV Training"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first in a series I&#8217;ve been planning for a while: I call it &#8220;Let Me Tell Ye,&#8221; in homage to one of the Nurse&#8217;s lines from <i>Romeo and Juliet<\/i> &#8212; one night while watching the show it struck me that it would be a great title for any random rants and thoughts of the day.  Here goes the first:<\/p>\n<p>Tonight while rearranging my apartment, I watched a lot of documentaries between the Military Channel and National Geographic.  Probably about nine hours straight.  They all started to run together, but there was a definite theme, especially on Nat Geo, that a lot of them were about potential methods of future terrorism, such as nuclear weapons, dirty bombs, and biological attacks.<\/p>\n<p>You ever watch shows like that and think, &#8220;Gee guys, do you really think it&#8217;s a good idea to be telling everybody about all the things our security procedures don&#8217;t cover, and how a terrorist could exploit those weaknesses?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then when that inevitably gets said, somebody else will be quick to add, &#8220;This may not be common knowledge to the average person, but any terrorist already knows this stuff and they aren&#8217;t learning anything new by watching these programs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well let me tell ye&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I have become sure of anything this week, it&#8217;s that terrorists thankfully appear to be pretty stupid.  Like mind-blowingly stupid.  I mean if it was your main goal in life to carry out a glorious attack in the name of Allah or whoever, and you can&#8217;t even manage to detonate a bomb &#8212; I&#8217;m not just talking about the guy in Times Square, I mean like all the terrorists we&#8217;ve ever encountered in and around the US since 9\/11 &#8212; they foil our security a number of different ways, but then demonstrate they actually have no idea what they&#8217;re doing.  <\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m not so sure that they already know all this supposed Terrorism 101 stuff.  If they don&#8217;t know that some types of fertilizer aren&#8217;t explosive, how do we know they already know that only a tiny percentage of containers entering New York Harbor ever get inspected?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe in light of this new understanding, we should be a little more interested in keeping potential threats in the dark cave of ignorance of which they are clearly the inhabitants, instead of assuming there&#8217;s no new tricks we can teach them, just in case they ever get the hang of the &#8220;make something go &#8216;boom'&#8221; part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first in a series I&#8217;ve been planning for a while: I call it &#8220;Let Me Tell Ye,&#8221; in homage to one of the Nurse&#8217;s lines from Romeo and Juliet &#8212; one night while watching the show it struck me that it would be a great title for any random rants and thoughts of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[164],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1997"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1999,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1997\/revisions\/1999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}