{"id":3117,"date":"2011-03-18T10:00:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T14:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/?p=3117"},"modified":"2011-03-18T10:00:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T14:00:40","slug":"holiday-inn-express-runs-out-of-internets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/holiday-inn-express-runs-out-of-internets\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Inn Express Runs Out of Internets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bitch about hotels a lot.  Almost always, the subject of my bitching is their terrible internet.  Occasionally it&#8217;s just plain broken, usually it&#8217;s slow, sometimes it blocks important ports.<\/p>\n<p>The other night, I returned home from a show to the Holiday Inn Express in Ft. Pierce, FL, and saw this:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/interwebs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/interwebs-500x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"interwebs\" width=\"500\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3118\" srcset=\"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/interwebs-500x225.jpg 500w, http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/interwebs-300x135.jpg 300w, http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/interwebs.jpg 1098w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I tried to refresh a couple times just to make sure I wasn&#8217;t crazy, and then decided that I was exhausted and wasn&#8217;t going to deal with it.  Some of my other cohorts also reported the shortage of internets.  <\/p>\n<p>I. have. never.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bitch about hotels a lot. Almost always, the subject of my bitching is their terrible internet. Occasionally it&#8217;s just plain broken, usually it&#8217;s slow, sometimes it blocks important ports. The other night, I returned home from a show to the Holiday Inn Express in Ft. Pierce, FL, and saw this: I tried to refresh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,6],"tags":[159,157,17],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3117"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3121,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117\/revisions\/3121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}