{"id":4463,"date":"2013-09-16T19:16:11","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T23:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/?p=4463"},"modified":"2013-09-16T19:16:11","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T23:16:11","slug":"found-womens-black-jeans-with-pockets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/found-womens-black-jeans-with-pockets\/","title":{"rendered":"Found: Women&#8217;s Black Jeans with Pockets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-Shot-2013-09-16-at-7.13.10-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-Shot-2013-09-16-at-7.13.10-PM-220x300.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Screen Shot 2013-09-16 at 7.13.10 PM\" width=\"220\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4464\" srcset=\"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-Shot-2013-09-16-at-7.13.10-PM-220x300.png 220w, http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-Shot-2013-09-16-at-7.13.10-PM.png 265w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a>Ladies! I have found a style of jeans that<\/p>\n<p>a) come in black<\/p>\n<p>b) have actual fucking pockets that can hold things<\/p>\n<p>Behold, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0051D8GV6\/\">Lee Women&#8217;s Misses Relaxed Fit Straight Leg Jean<\/a>!&#8221; (Amazon link)<\/p>\n<p>I now own (I believe) 5 pairs of them.  And I&#8217;m just getting started.  I bought 3 pairs in black, and one each in two different shades of blue, for those days when you&#8217;re like &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to wear black today, and damn it, I&#8217;m not!&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>The cut is pure &#8220;mom jeans,&#8221; but you&#8217;re not buying these to win a backstage beauty pageant, are you?  They&#8217;re black and they have fucking pockets, which according to my research, makes them unique among women&#8217;s apparel.<\/p>\n<p>And before you think you have a pair of pants that fit the bill, I will share the cautionary tale of my favorite Old Navy &#8220;Rockstar&#8221; jeans, which several years ago were awesome, and if you buy the same style today you&#8217;ll find the pockets are about half as deep as they used to be (which is like an inch).<\/p>\n<p>So stock up, this may be your last chance to purchase functional clothing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies! I have found a style of jeans that a) come in black b) have actual fucking pockets that can hold things Behold, &#8220;Lee Women&#8217;s Misses Relaxed Fit Straight Leg Jean!&#8221; (Amazon link) I now own (I believe) 5 pairs of them. And I&#8217;m just getting started. I bought 3 pairs in black, and one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[76,233,234],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4463"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4468,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463\/revisions\/4468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/headsetchatter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}