Chronically late ensemble member, on the 4th of July:
"There is a parade route blocking my neighboorhood in and the roads dont open until 11..."
"I had an autograph session but it got out of hand and the police had to be called to escort me out of the building."
She said she almost took a picture to prove it:
"A family of turtles was crossing the road on Route 2."
SIX DAYS in advance:
"Sorry to tell you this so late but I won't be able to come to tech on Saturday. I have a family member's wedding that day."
One morning in November:
"I'm waiting in line to vote for Obama."
Best MTA-blaming text message:
"The N train has forsaken me. Will b 15mins late."
From the vet:
"There was a slight complication with Magnum's neutering..."