So you know how Josh just got a production contract and I’ve been running our show.
Well today I found out I’m getting a production contract, too.
…For two performances I did a month and a half ago.
After a series of negotiations on Facebook, I have made arrangements to sign this document, which will guarantee that last month I was able to pay all my utility bills. And probably used the change left over for a couple pumpkin spice lattes.
See, they’re actually required to tell you this when you sign it — it’s the first thing on the top. Josh’s contract is going to pay his RENT. I think PHANTOM describes mine quite well!