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November 25, 2009

Putting on Plays – Serious Business

I call this: On the Road Again,theatre — Posted by KP @ 10:25 pm

You know in the climactic scene in 42nd Street (which incidentally happens at least 40 minutes before the end of the show), when Julian Marsh begs Peggy Sawyer to do his show, and finally she declares “I’ll do it!” and a giant production number breaks out…?

Well the part they don’t musicalize is Peggy spending the next hour filling out all the paperwork to make the “I’ll do it!” official.

If they did, it would have a lot of choruses of Peggy repeatedly writing her name, address, and social security number.

But the good news is that aside from my hand being about to fall off, and having nearly succumbed to death by boredom, I am now officially the PSM for The Acting Company’s 2010 tour.


November 23, 2009

WHAT? I’m sorry Calendar, I Can’t Hear You!

I call this: On the Road Again,theatre — Posted by KP @ 4:27 am

A Conversation

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My calendar is trying to tell me something. Something about next Monday, and I’m like, “Dude, Calendar, I don’t have a job, I have, like, nothing to do all month. So why are you so concerned with how I divide the hours of the day between sleep, playing online games, and building the stage management database? I have, like, forever!”

And my calendar’s like, “Blah blah blah Thanksgiving.”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I know, Thanksgiving is like, in a week or something. I’ll figure out what time my train is the night before.”

And my calendar’s like, “You know, Thanksgiving is actually Christmas in your world. So… presents…”

And I’m like, “No, Calendar, you see, Thanksgiving is Christmas for me! I intend to buy all my Christmas presents at the Mall of America once I have money, and then ship them home, so Christmas for my family is, like, Christmas.”

And Calendar starts to say, “Well, actually you should leave yourself about a week, cause remember what happened last year when you tried to mail them on a Saturday…” and I’m like, “Just shut up, I got that, OK?”

Which then returns us to the subject of next week. And finally I’m like, “Alright already, WTF is next week!?”

My calendar throws me a pitying look, and is like, “November 30th. November 30th is next week. It’s actually a week from today.”

And I’m like, “No it’s not.”

And it’s like, “See, look, here’s this month. Here’s today. Here’s next week. See it’s the 23rd. And the 30th is like, seven days later. And you still have to deal with Thanksgiving, so those aren’t even real days.”

And I’m like, “Shit.”

So…

I’ve actually been pretty well packed for a while. Most of my clothes are folded in piles on my couch. I’m getting some more clothes for Christmas (aka Thanksgiving), so I’m waiting on making final arrangements. All of my non-clothes stuff is in my suitcase if it’s not needed. I have a database just for keeping track of everything I plan to tour with, and which compartment of which bag it should be in. My apartment has remained consistently clean since Inventing Avi closed. So really, I could pick up and go to Minneapolis at any moment.

The work side of things is taking a little longer. First there’s the big issue of the stage management database. It’s new, although I got to test out some parts of it on Avi, so I want to be way ahead of myself to find any problems that pop up. Most of it has been built since Avi closed, and there are still a few more things that haven’t been done at all (like the rehearsal report, which shouldn’t take too long now that the show report is done and working beautifully).

A few little things I love:

  • Show report practically writes itself. Put in the date and it fills in all the venue info and lets you select the time of the performance based on the scheduled performances for that day.
  • 1-click sending of the report that creates a PDF, pastes a plain text report into the body of the email and sends to a list based on a checkbox in their contact profile.
  • Venue profile contains a tab that embeds the Wikipedia page for the town the theatre is in (generated dynamically based on the theatre’s address).
  • Rehearsal schedule planner that turns colors to let you know when you’re violating Equity rules, or aren’t using all your allotted time.

The main problem I’m having now is that we still don’t have a final script, so once I finish the reports and a little bit of tidying, I will quickly run out of things I can do until I have the data pertaining to the show itself. There are a number of things I want to expand later, but I’m trying to keep focused on the things that need to be done to start rehearsal, and then the things that need to be done to start touring, and then all the goodies later.


November 20, 2009

Unemployment Sucks. Employment Sucks More.

I call this: theatre — Posted by KP @ 9:54 pm

OK, so you may recall I’ve had the month of November off between gigs. Naturally I tried to file for unemployment so that it would start as soon as I needed it. Despite what everybody says about filing the week before your job ends so your waiting week is the week you’re working, I was unable to get that to work. I think maybe those people do it by lying.

Anyway, I patiently waited my waiting week (so now I’m down to three claimable weeks). A few hours after I filed my claim I got a call to work at Phantom the following night. I called back to the unemployment office to make sure that this wouldn’t screw up my claim. The lady told me as long as I wasn’t making more than $405, I should be OK. This made sense, and as far as I can tell, she was right.

The following week, one of the stage managers at Phantom was sick, and I worked Wednesday and Thursday night. Working two performances when on unemployment is kind of disappointing because it juuuust puts you over the $405, so you don’t get any extra money that week. But hey, you’re working, right? Cool.

So I dutifully filed for my first real week of unemployment, and reported that I had made too much money. At this point, I realize that I’m now going to get a payment for no more than two of the four weeks I will have been unemployed, but still, if I end up not subbing a lot during those weeks, I will need that money.

So today I get a letter saying that because I made too much money during my first week of eligibility, my entire claim is not valid and I would have to start over with another waiting week. Well at this point I’m basically out of time. By the time I saw any money I would be on contract with The Acting Company anyway.

So what we have here is that despite the fact that I was unemployed for four consecutive weeks, the fact that I found employment within a certain 30-hour period within that time means that I will not see a dime for any of it.

Once again proving my opinion on unemployment “insurance”: There are two ways to avoid problems getting your money. Either

1) Be fully employed all the time
2) If you’re not employed full time, don’t take any jobs at all

It never ceases to amaze me how much the system punishes people who find occasional employment while awaiting their next job. Isn’t that something the government would want to encourage, so that people aren’t just waiting for a handout?

I used to think that people who turned down work while on unemployment were just being lazy because they realized they could make roughly the same amount working or not working. My entire experience (including my previous claim) is that if you work at all, you will come out with less money. And given the fact that you’re unemployed and all, you probably really need that money. Thank God I have a decent credit limit on my Visa, or I’d be royally screwed right now. And I have a tour lined up, which I was hoping I could use to save up for a new computer next year. As it is, it’s going to take a couple months just to dig myself out of the BS from this fall.

That being said, while I didn’t realize the chaos that my working that week would cause, if I had to do it over again, I still would have to take the work, due to the nature of the job. “Sorry, I’m on unemployment” is not an appropriate response when someone needs you to call a Broadway show in 3 hours. I just wish the state would consider why “Sorry, I’m on unemployment” is such a common statement, and it’s not just because people want to be sitting around leeching off the government. It’s a matter of survival.


November 17, 2009

Packing for Stage Management

I call this: On the Road Again,theatre — Posted by KP @ 2:36 am

Tomorrow is the big day for me and Nick. Not the day we leave, not the day we pack our shirts, socks, and portable gaming devices. No, this is stage management packing day.

It’s a two-part process. Because we’re rehearsing at the Guthrie for a month before our truck gets there, we need to get a lot of our supplies there without having our road box. Yes, I did walk into the GM’s office and ask if shipping the road box whole was a possibility, and to her credit, she did not laugh in my face. But nevertheless, it was financially impractical, so we will have to do what we did last year, and ship a cardboard box of our most needed supplies through the regular channels that people use to ship things that don’t weigh hundreds of pounds.

So tomorrow Nick and I are meeting at the office. To the office we will bring anything from home that we intend to ship either in the box to the Guthrie, or to put in the road box for later use in tech, or on the road. Things that are going in the cardboard box are tape measures (one from each of us), my kit, pencil case, two big binders (because life is too short to use cheap binders), and our printer, which is in the road box.

Which comes to the problem that some of the stuff we need is in the road box. So we have to make a trip to Jersey, where our road boxes are stored at Spoon Group. We will then drop off our personal headsets in the box, and maybe some other stuff, and head back to the office with the things we need to ship to the Guthrie (our printer, some special paper, sheet protectors, electric pencil sharpener, another tape measure, labler, pencils, one of the four or five first aid kits, and a few other things.)

Our road box halfway through the tour last year:

Then back at the office, we will pack up the box for the Guthrie and back slowly away while other people worry about how it gets there.

Our departure date has changed recently, we’re now going Nov. 30th instead of Dec. 1. With first rehearsal on the 4th, we now have so much time that I think we’ll wind up with our arrival day off (after getting in on one of the Guthrie’s Monday grocery runs), and then maybe even another day off if we don’t totally screw up taping the floor. I just did the measurements on the ground plan tonight, and while everything is on some funky angle, the set is largely square to itself, which I guess is an improvement from the half-circle-but-not-in-the-mathematical-sense that was the Henry / Spy set last year.

I’m still working hard to finish the new stage management database before first rehearsal. I’d feel better with more time on that, but I think I’m at least pretty far ahead in my packing. I actually have a database to track what compartment of what bag all my belongings are going to be in.


November 15, 2009

Joke of the Day

I call this: random,theatre — Posted by KP @ 5:20 am

The other night I was at Phantom, and in preparing the day’s in/out sheet was “in charge of comedy,” which is the technical term for flipping through old issues of The New Yorker and picking a funny cartoon, which will be pasted on the bottom of the sheet, copied and distributed, along with vital performance information, throughout the building in the hour-and-a-half prior to the show.

As soon as I found the below cartoon, I knew it was the one for me. I didn’t even finish looking through the issue in my hand. I was pleased to see several people specifically stop at the callboard to read the joke, and comment on it being funny.

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If you really must know, I blog in running shoes. Sometimes in socks.

For a few more tales of the Joke of the Day, see this post about the decorations in my Phantom calling script.


October 31, 2009

Wrapping Up

I call this: theatre — Posted by KP @ 7:55 pm

It’s almost time to say goodbye to Inventing Avi. We close tomorrow afternoon, bringing our two-month process to a very successful end.

It’s been a great time from beginning to end, and I’ve gotten to experience pretty much every aspect of the production in my journey from ASM to PSM.

We’re just enjoying the last few performances now, hanging out in the greenroom before the show. The “greenroom” kind of extends to the entire backstage hallway where the other dressing rooms are. People pretty much yell between any room in the backstage environment.

The show was filmed for archival purposes last night, which gives us Equity members a nice unexpected extra paycheck.

I’m very excited to have some free time to prepare for the Acting Company tour, but I will definitely miss this show and the people working on it.


October 23, 2009

So There

I call this: theatre — Posted by KP @ 3:45 pm

So you know how Josh just got a production contract and I’ve been running our show.

Well today I found out I’m getting a production contract, too.

…For two performances I did a month and a half ago.

After a series of negotiations on Facebook, I have made arrangements to sign this document, which will guarantee that last month I was able to pay all my utility bills. And probably used the change left over for a couple pumpkin spice lattes.

See, they’re actually required to tell you this when you sign it — it’s the first thing on the top. Josh’s contract is going to pay his RENT. I think PHANTOM describes mine quite well!


October 20, 2009

Day 1 as PSM

I call this: theatre — Posted by KP @ 11:48 pm

So today was my first day as PSM. I got in early to make sure the theatre was open for Michelle to bring the laundry back at 4:30. At 5:30 more people started to arrive (it was a 7:00 show). Mark Waldrop (director) comes in, which I was expecting, because he said last week he’d come to watch the show Tuesday night. But he’s not here to watch the show. He’s here to talk to me about scheduling rehearsal! At this point I’m imagining the text message I’m going to send Josh. We were all under the impression there would be no rehearsal once the show opened. I actually thought it was contractual, but soon discovered when I actually read the LOA that it’s not.

The thing is that the show is doing well and there are a lot of people hoping it will have a life after this, so even though we only have two more weeks, this is important time for the writers to make adjustments and try them out in front of audiences. So here I am, first day, scheduling rehearsal. And the lighting will need to change so I’m working with the designer about that.

The show itself went really well. I was saying early in the evening how I was worried about Mark watching because the 2nd performance is always the worst one. I was secretly happy when he said he wouldn’t be watching, but as it turns out the show was perfect. Which must be a world record or something because I find most 2nd performances are disastrous. You get relaxed cause you’ve done it once, and forget that you still don’t really know what you’re doing.

The other thing I was able to experience by calling the show alone for the first time is that it’s really fun. It’s got just the right pace of cues to have lots of action with just enough down time. Not to mention the show is just funny, and that alone will keep me entertained for another 13 performances.


October 19, 2009

Movin’ On Up

I call this: theatre — Posted by KP @ 12:07 am

The big news this weekend is that Josh, my good friend and current PSM, has been hired as an emergency replacement ASM on the Rent tour for the next 4-6 weeks. This happened on opening night, and took about a day and a half to get resolved.

The final outcome is that Josh is leaving the show after today, I’m becoming the PSM, and my assistant from the road, Nick, who was to be our sub for Josh’s scheduled day off on Halloween, was rushed into training to become the full-time ASM. Today I called the show for the first time, and thankfully didn’t screw anything up.

Let’s be honest: the absolute best thing about this is that it means I can stop wearing black. It’s been a really long time since I was an ASM, and my wardrobe no longer supports long-term wearing of black, and I miss my comfy white-and-green Pumas. Today was awesome. I wore not a stitch of black!


October 10, 2009

Learning to Call

I call this: theatre — Posted by KP @ 2:03 am

Today we had another 2-hour rehearsal before the show. Rehearsing during previews has been getting tedious, but today ended up being very productive, perhaps for me most of all. When I arrived Josh told me that Mark planned to use the time for a speed-through of the whole show. I commented about what a shame it was that I hadn’t begun learning to call, since it would be a good opportunity to take a crack at calling.

Josh responded kind of positively to that, and I said, “well, how self-explanatory is it?” I had not even looked at the calling script yet. He thought maybe I could do it. So we got Mark’s blessing, and I worked out with the PAs how they would cover my deck track (without costumes it’s possible for the three tracks to be done by two people). Mickey will be doing my track when I call (the ASM will do his track), and he took the opportunity to practice, including a couple of the costume things, just so he could get the hang of it.

While Mark gave notes from last night, I looked at Josh’s script for the first time, and quickly read through as much of it as I could, trying to picture everything as I went. I asked Josh a couple questions for clarification. I got about halfway through Act II before Mark was done with his notes and we prepared for the run.

Calling the show went much better than I thought. I only screwed up a couple things, mostly due to wrongly anticipating a couple of the bumps on the repetitive but not-exactly-the-same scene change music. Mark was very happy with how I did, and he and Josh agreed that I would do fine if I had to call a performance in an emergency now. I’m scheduled to call both shows on Halloween, and maybe a few earlier, so we still have some time for me to practice.

I’m just so glad for the opportunity to have done it. Under normal circumstances, my only training would be working with Josh in an empty theatre and trying to picture the actual show going on. Then I would have to train my sub on the deck, so that I could go up to the booth to watch Josh call a performance, then call the show a couple times with Josh watching, before being able to sub for him. It’s not the most comfortable way to learn anything, and it creates disruption by pulling me off the deck for three or more shows. This way, I got a rare opportunity to actually practice calling the show with the cast doing a full run-through (and the fact that it was a speed-through added to the challenge). Generally the only time you get to do it with the cast is when there are paying butts in the seats, so there’s no room for mistakes.

Calling the entire show before even beginning to train removed any anxiety I had about learning the show. It also shortens our training time immensely because instead of having to take up several performances to learn the show I can just work with Josh privately and then do the show once with him watching to make sure everything goes well.

For the show itself, it was great to get to see it again. During rehearsals in previews I’ve sometimes sat in the house and seen the final product, but I haven’t seen many parts since we were in the rehearsal studio. The show was also very fun to call. One thing that I think helped me is that it’s mostly audio-based. Most cues are called on words or music, which helps me because although I can’t see the show, I can hear it, so I’m familiar with the music and the actors’ delivery. The stuff that’s visual I’ve been lucky enough to get to see from the house or watching the video monitor in the green room.

Knowing from the time I was hired that Josh had days off scheduled had me watching the whole process keeping in mind that I would probably have to call the show. We weren’t completely sure until recently, because we wanted to decide whether it would be easier to teach someone my deck track or to call the show. As the show evolved in tech, my track got about twice as easy, and the show became more complicated to call, so the decision became clear that I would call. The plan for Mickey to do my track came about because of all the quickchanges I do. He’s there every day to observe what I do, and the cast is already very comfortable with him, which I think is especially important because most of the actors I change are women. His track has gotten much easier lately and involves mostly “pull this,” “push that,” “be tall here” and “catch this prop, ” which will take much less time to teach to someone new than which pair of glasses Stanley should be wearing for which line of dialogue or how the clasp on Alix’s suit jacket works.

Today may have been our last day of rehearsal, unless we do a few hours on opening night, which I hope will not happen. It will be very nice to be in full show mode!


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